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Cassetteboy - The Parker Tapes


1Magic Watery Stickers0:09
2Ah, Tone, The Brownies!0:42
3Scrap Heap Services1:04
4Old Time Romantic Doves1:10
5Phil Collins' Cock2:26
6Crocodile Tears1:45
7The Kickabout0:34
8Pissed Up And Shitting0:23
9Is It Hardcore?0:08
10100 Degree Neck Cracking Pins0:14
11Your Love It Like Off Benelyn1:55
12Gold Small Cat1:46
13Chicken Cake0:12
14Bill Hate Figure0:48
15Atta Michi Hoi0:31
16A Black Swan Bit My Red Shoe0:13
17We're Fucking Ragbags As It Is0:25
1810 $ Sting0:44
19The Crime Busters Of The Sea1:27
20Barn Master Farley0:29
21Got Myself A ______ Tied Up In The Basement0:18
22Expensive Shoes Bought Cheap Worn Once0:08
23Blood And Pus0:17
24Chocolate Sushi0:11
25Billy Bonds Loop0:32
26You Always Seemed So Brave Before0:10
28Hideous Krow0:47
292 Millennium Big Knee1:57
30Hat Whistle The Shoe Whistle0:30
31Dirt Slug The Finest
Featuring – JT
32Job And Bosie0:26
33New Drun 20:29
34Brian Cardboard And His Swaying Stance0:16
35Gasoff Kettleggs1:52
36Bich Ho Tran0:17
37The Legend Of The Swedish Galleon0:23
38Pen Cock0:23
39(Thats Enough Meaningless Track Names-Ed.)0:26
40Foliage Nick Included2:39
41Bokey And The Smandits2:14
42My Dad's Brother Knows Russell Crowe0:34
43Large Father1:33
44Scott Says The Slum0:19
45Your Love Is Fading0:20
46Fly Me To New York
Featuring – DJ Rubbish
47And A Complete Change Of Blood0:24
48Big Up All Our Mates0:32
49Fist Up Mother Brown0:13
50A Chance To Turn It Off0:14
512hrs Later Loop1:19
52An Old Hook0:08
53Sick As A Dog0:38
54Bring Back Cloaks0:56
55Dixy Shit0:32
56My Dad Knows Your Brother0:14
57Shit & Bird Muck0:29
58The Meat Section2:58
60The One Behind It0:19
61Dancing With Manatees0:10
62Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Oh Yeah Dogs0:59
63Baronia Marine0:10
64In Yer Eye0:12
65Smiggie Balls, Duff Paddy, Shoepack0:15
66CV Mosq And More Except For CV Mosq0:35
67Darkside Farmers1:08
68Cool Fighter0:21
70The Sea Dogs1:43
71If That's Yer Attitude1:14
72Rwuul Mwroededded0:41
76Trout Leg Legg Street0:32
776 It1:02
79Cos We're Livin On Adam Clayton0:28
80Pigeon Nosebag0:36
81Anyway, Right, So I Said To Her0:58
82Jangly Watt.sits On The Prom0:11
83TR 389 SH L82 TR 3801:06
84Fred Horse2:15
85Wind It Up Rob, We'll Dance1:20
87Pasta Rasta's Camo Visor Advisor (Revised)1:52
88MF Doom0:38
89Big Ugly Fat-Necked Wombat-Headed Big-Belled Magpie-Legged Narrow-Hipped Splay-Footed Sons Of Irish Bailiffs0:30
90You Can Just About Forget It1:10
91Young Friends0:22
92Elint Castwood0:07
93Nogged Out With Sharon Davies0:18
94 Side Two
95Thomas Chad0:23
96What Happened To You Eh?0:05
98Pilly The Bigs0:21
99Well Now0:46
100 Side One


CategoryArtistTitle (Format)LabelCategoryCountryYear
BAZ004, spy 017Cassetteboy The Parker Tapes ‎(CD)Barry's Bootlegs, SpymaniaBAZ004, spy 017UK2002


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The disc has just "The Parker Tapes" and "BAZ004" printed in black on it.
Many copies then have an added white disc label with the title "Bin Laden & Ian McShane sing Non-Stop Party Hits!!" and listing 15 spoof titles with Lovejoy in the name.


  • Matrix / Runout: GZ N50718 BAZ004
  • Mastering SID Code: IFPI LD01
  • Mould SID Code: IFPI 5J19


  • Pressed By – GZ Digital Media – N50718



Listen free to Cassetteboy The Parker Tapes sabbaba, pilly the bigs and more. 98 tracks 73:55. The Parker Tapes is ranked 73,861st in the overall chart, 16,627th in the 2000s, and 1,540th in the year 2002. This album is rated in the top 21 of all albums on . The Parker Tapes by Cassetteboy Year: 2002 Overall rank: 73,861st. Average Rating: 75100 from 1 vote. The Parker Tapes is the debut album from UK group Cassetteboy. The duo claim it took them 7 years to finish. It contains many short tracks and a long track listing. Highlights include the song Fly Me To New York, a satirical political swipe at the 911 bombing, which includes Frank Sinatra's voice cut up to create the dialog. Joliver is a cut up of various Jamie Oliver samples, proclaiming himself to be a 'tosser', whilst 'Nogged Out with Sharon Davies' transforms David Bowie's 'Space Oddity' to. It's a winning formula. Marc Namgyal1y ago. Happy 25 years Teknival in France. Reposted by1. The Best of Cassetteboy - Taken from the album The Parker Tapes Lyrics for the lols- I was a PFC on a search patrol huntin' the fly It was in the The Parker Tapes. Sello: Barry's Bootlegs BAZ004, Spymania spy 017. The Parker Tapes features hundreds upon hundreds of samples pilfered from radio, record, and TV, and puréed into a libelous brew of celebrity soundbytes and musical interludes. If the appeal of an album like this isn't immediately obvious, I offer you this: Who could say no to Tony Blair declaring that We are launching THE biggest assault on poor, 11-year-old Emma O'Brien from Ellesmere Port Or a newscaster intoning that people can be carried for miles by bees. Apparently it took Cassetteboy 7 years to create this album Well in my opinion it was definitely worth it. The Parker Tapes. Barry's Bootlegs. Cassetteboy have formidable technique: you'd think a busy collage like this would take a lot of effort to sit through, but it's so fluid and methodical that it carries you along rather than wearing you out. The guys break things up with dozens of music clips and remixes, from hip-hop to pop, making for a kind of post-modern vaudeville, and they construct each voice track with attention to rhythm and flow. Авторы и приглашенные музыканты, список песен альбома The Parker Tapes от Parker Tapes. This album has an average beat per minute of BPM slowestfastest tempos:, BPM. Tracklist The Parker Tapes. Album starts at BPM, ends at BPM 0, with tempos within the -BPM range. Try refreshing the page if dots are missing. Recent albums by Cassetteboy. Carry on Breathing. Comprised of 98 tracks The Parker Tapes is built from thousands upon thousands of samples, sound bites and music clips that have been hacked, slashed, looped and rearranged to skew meaning and entice parody. Entertained by this exercise or not, you can't help but marvel at the execution. The amount of work that has gone in to harvesting the raw material for this record is breathtaking and as a result there is little that escapes Cassette Boy's cut and paste satire

Cassetteboy - The Parker Tapes
Performer: Cassetteboy
Genre: Electro / Audio
Title: The Parker Tapes
Country: UK
Released: 2002
Style: Abstract, Noise, Experimental, Spoken Word
MP3 album: 1502 mb
FLAC album: 2643 mb
Source: CD
№ Cat: BAZ004, spy 017
Label: Barry's Bootlegs, Spymania

Probably the most vulgar, offensive, insane and British record ever recorded, the amount of time and effort put into this monstrosity is staggering. "The Parker Tapes" features hundreds upon hundreds of samples pilfered from radio, record, and TV, and puréed into a libelous brew of celebrity soundbytes and musical interludes.
If the appeal of an album like this isn't immediately obvious, I offer you this: Who could say no to Tony Blair declaring that "We are launching THE biggest assault on poor, 11-year-old Emma O'Brien from Ellesmere Port"? Or a newscaster intoning that "people can be carried for miles by bees"? Or "What about the leopard? -- There's an argument for them living on council estates"? A work of genius.
Apparently it took Cassetteboy 7 years to create this album! Well in my opinion it was definitely worth it. The humour and downright crudeness of the album is a joy to listen to, their creativity knows no bounds whether it be; Jamie Oliver "whacking his old man right up his alley", an S club 7 orgy (using their own lyrics descriptively) or "million dollar" Bill Gates trying to take over the world.
There are a few musical mash up interludes which work very well too, and they go some way to help the album flow as a single composition.
Albums and projects on this scale don't happen all that often, but I really, really hope that Cassetteboy find some time to splice/edit/cut-up/sample/copy for another project in the not too distant future.
Trash Obsession
i agree this is hilarious, especially the jamie oliver pisstake where cassetteboy makes him say "i'm gonna whack my old man...right up 'is alley". if you're lookin for more cassetteboy there's a shorter christmas cd he made which is just as funny with cut ups of cliff richard's mistletoe and wine, nat king cole's merry christmas to you and other annoying christmas tracks. there's also a remix on yujiya and miyagi remixed on massive advance records. fans of wevie stonder and kid koala will appreciate cassetteboy. actually most people will, my gran loves it!!!
a truly inspired release!! never fails to make me laugh, i find myself quoting excerpts from it all the time. i wonder if we'll ever hear from cassetteboy again or if this was just a one off.